An Ode to Target
I love Target. I mean, if Target were a man, I would marry him and start a family filled with thrifty shoppers. haha. So, I’ve decided to write an Ode.

Ode to Target
by Kat
O Target, how I love thee.
Red and white, Candy Stripes
Discounted prices from soap to black t’s.
I can spend hours in there without a gripe
I try to go, list in hand
But I’m mesmerized by the “On Sale ” stand
Do I really need 75% off of ceramic bows
Of course you do, my mind does scold.
Snobby people pretend not to go
But I see them, hats on, disguised, but I know
Rich or poor, bougie or cheap
O Target how I love thee, haha… aren’t I mad deep?
I know, I know… the next Shakespeare. SIKE!
So, A Little Shameless Self-Promotion Here…but I’m Ploomy Girl #3
Hey All, So, I kind of look like a freak in some of these photos, but I thought I’d share an interview that I did with Ploomy.com, a site that states that they tell guys, “What they need to know.”
The most tech-iest thing was that our whole interview was done via G-chat. Gotta love technology.
Holla.
Eggs…Over Easy
I was watching the news this morning while on the treadmill, and saw this video which was played over and over again. I burst out laughing and almost fell off the treadmill. ![]()
Just thought I’d post the video of Steve Ballmer in Hungary, ducking just in time, not to be egged.
Quick Reaction Time= Not Being Egged
There is a reason why I got a “C” in Art in 8th Grade
Funny Office Stories
If any of you who read this blog have funny office stories filled with humor, coffee break conversations, Office romance drama, Conference room conflict…e-mail me at girlatastartup@gmail.com
I’d love to post them and also I usually need a laugh around 3 PM.
PEACE!


