An Ode to Target

I love Target. I mean, if Target were a man, I would marry him and start a family filled with thrifty shoppers. haha. So, I’ve decided to write an Ode.

Ode to Target
by Kat

O Target, how I love thee.
Red and white, Candy Stripes
Discounted prices from soap to black t’s.
I can spend hours in there without a gripe

I try to go, list in hand
But I’m mesmerized by the “On Sale ” stand
Do I really need 75% off of ceramic bows
Of course you do, my mind does scold.

Snobby people pretend not to go
But I see them, hats on, disguised, but I know
Rich or poor, bougie or cheap
O Target how I love thee, haha… aren’t I mad deep?

I know, I know… the next Shakespeare. SIKE!

July 13, 2008. Tags: , . Writing, humor. 4 Comments.

So, A Little Shameless Self-Promotion Here…but I’m Ploomy Girl #3

Hey All, So, I kind of look like a freak in some of these photos, but I thought I’d share an interview that I did with Ploomy.com, a site that states that they tell guys, “What they need to know.”

The most tech-iest thing was that our whole interview was done via G-chat. Gotta love technology.
Holla.

May 22, 2008. Tags: , . LA, humor. No Comments.

Eggs…Over Easy

I was watching the news this morning while on the treadmill, and saw this video which was played over and over again. I burst out laughing and almost fell off the treadmill. :(
Just thought I’d post the video of Steve Ballmer in Hungary, ducking just in time, not to be egged.

Quick Reaction Time= Not Being Egged

May 20, 2008. Tags: , , . humor. No Comments.

There is a reason why I got a “C” in Art in 8th Grade

April 30, 2008. Tags: , , , . humor. No Comments.

Funny Office Stories

If any of you who read this blog have funny office stories filled with humor, coffee break conversations, Office romance drama, Conference room conflict…e-mail me at girlatastartup@gmail.com

I’d love to post them and also I usually need a laugh around 3 PM.

PEACE!

April 6, 2008. Tags: , , . Office, humor. No Comments.