My Mom is Cooler Than Me
So, I’m doing work…well, taking a small break, and I get an e-mail from my mother who…
1) used to be a beauty pageant queen in South Korea
2) Got an full-ride University scholarship to study Art and Calligraphy in Seoul
3) Is now a hard-core choir member
4) Informed me that she currently rocks a great pair of boots
5) Is in her 50’s, but doesn’t look it
6) Secretly likes some of the same rap songs as me
7) As IM with her, she types, “Have to go. Really busy.” I’m like… whoa, I’m not as busy as you.
Geez Mom, Its official. My mom is cooler than me.

